rvmanoff:

cpt-stark:

penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions

a white man who doesn’t think of his opinions as ‘opinions’ but ‘fact’

and we have a winner

(via achievement-hunter)

zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

(Source: headednorthh, via 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

stability:

I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s to make it more difficult for Voldemort to track them down and interrogate them about me – or you, because unfortunately, I’ve told them quite a bit about you. Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.

if you didnt think this was the saddest shit youve ever seen get out of my face

(Source: rons-weasley, via fighterbymytrade)

fangoriaaa:

im 2005% emo

(via grandtheftorgasm)

bureaucraticdeath:

I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair

I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters

I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices

I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude

I just love girls  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

(Source: bureaucraticdeath, via grandtheftorgasm)

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via fighterbymytrade)

(Source: yvov, via koushiis)

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: happybutts, via dutchster)

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via fikkifini)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via sleeping-with-foxes)